If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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