ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Houston, we have a blender
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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