What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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