Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
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I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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