She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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