I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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