fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I think i peed on brittanys purse
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
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woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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