nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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