forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
...so i touched it.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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