guys are not supposed to queef...right?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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