No stitches, just platelets and will power
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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