Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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