what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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