Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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