Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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