yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Damn victory sex feels great
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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