i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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