I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.