real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Reggie can tackle my bush.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Randomize
