real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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