He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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