And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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