just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
