is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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