this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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