Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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