I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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