This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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