The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
im about as happy as oj after his trial
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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