next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
