wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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