As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Randomize
