dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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