Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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