did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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