I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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