i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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