That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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