Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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