new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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