I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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