Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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