you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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