i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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