3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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