I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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