He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
