You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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