His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
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