Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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