Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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