but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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