tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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