I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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