just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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