we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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